|Thoughts on my condition...
||[Feb. 28th, 2007|10:17 am]
|||||"Dashboard," Modest Mouse||]|
I'm so not even wanting to think about the big, awful, weirdnesses of earlier this week (like missing Dad and having to hotel it up while Mom decides what to do about the house being all crispy), so instead I want to try to figure out some things about how my freakish body works.
Like, why does my skin burn but not my hair? And could I ever figure out how to control being able to spit out a bullet? If I could do it faster, that might be handy. Still, painful. Maybe not a good idea to test that out. (God, where's Zach when I need him?!)
Grr, this isn't working to distract me. What did they do with Matt? And how does Matt know Peter? And, the most important question, how on earth does Mrs. Hartman expect me to write two thousand words on the symbolism of Scout Finch's hat when all this is going on?! SCHOOL?! People, you cannot even be serious. That so wasn't even covered in the Cliff Notes.